Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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