I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I think my moral compass just broke
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