Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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