Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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