i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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