Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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