Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
