I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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