DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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