The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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