Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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