Ambien. No doubt about it.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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