i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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