He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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