i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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