Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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