why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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