New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
There r osticjed everywhere
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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