I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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