Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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