There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
i think im in europe. pls send help
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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