I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
