I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He did a backflip because drugs
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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