omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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