hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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