He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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