i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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