I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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