whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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