do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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