Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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