the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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