So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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