i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
