I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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