I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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