Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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