Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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