Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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