we have pet lesbian snakes
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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