I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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