No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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