its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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