White coat. Heels.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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