belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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