Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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