I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Randomize