Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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