if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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