Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
