I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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