Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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