Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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