I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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