So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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